Panels

Founders Fun

Step into the minds of the creators of your favorite RPG universes in this enlightening and entertaining panel. Hear stories about their early days of building worlds, forming characters, and the humorous missteps that led to iconic game moments. Prepare for the unexpected, as these pioneers of play share the funniest incidents and experiences from behind the DM screen.

Dungeons and Diets:
Roleplaying Your Way to Weight Loss 

Who said a campaign couldn't also be a workout regime? In this panel, we’ll explore some innovative ways to combine your love for RPGs with the path to a healthier lifestyle. Bring your dice, and get ready to roll for initiative against those extra pounds. 

Sanity Loss, It's Not Just For Call of Cthulhu anymore 

Have You Lost Your Grip on Reality? Then This Panel is For You!

Face it - after enough late night gaming sessions, anyone's sanity is bound to take a hit. If finding dice lodged in unspeakable places is starting to seem normal, you may be farther gone than you realized. Well, take comfort friends, because this panel understands.

Join our group of experienced game masters as they guide you through the warning signs, stages, and ultimate acceptance of your loosening sanity. Learn helpful tips like how to conceal your unhinged emotional outbursts from concerned family members who just don't understand your lifestyle. We'll dive into case studies of truly lost souls, like the infamous Greg "Grog" Gorman who insisted his body pillow waifu be allowed at the gaming table.

We'll also highlight productive ways to channel your descent into madness, like meticulously crafting the most complex dungeon layout possible just to mess with your players. Brainstorm new types of quirky character habits that will annoyingly derail the game - because driving your friends nuts is the surest sign you've gone off the deep end!

By the end of this seminar, you'll leave with new perspectives on embracing the bizarre delusions and psychoses that come hand in hand with being a lifelong tabletop RPG enthusiast. Stay to the end and get a straightjacket complementary raffle ticket!

So come ready to learn, and don't forget to polish your favorite d20 for good luck. It's time to stop fearing madness and fully embrace it!